Why don't we hold a Haiku contest (that's a Japanese poem with a 5-7-5 syllabic structure)? Here are a couple I came up with this morning:
Chuck Rosenthal can'tOr,
blame anyone but himself
for losing his job.
The DA's mistressI'll choose the best ones and highlight one per week in Grits' sidebar.
gets a cushy job
and a county car.
Give it a shot - it's a fun little diversion. Leave your submission in the comments, via email, or post it on your own blog and send me a link.