tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8597101.post113718847325070401..comments2024-03-25T20:06:39.794-05:00Comments on Grits for Breakfast: Darrow contest results: Farting with the QueenGritsforbreakfasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152152869466958902noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8597101.post-1137687306235045642006-01-19T10:15:00.000-06:002006-01-19T10:15:00.000-06:00This joke was used by the author Patrick Obrian in...This joke was used by the author Patrick Obrian in one of his Jack Aubrey novels. While driving a cart, an amorous midshipman made advances on his passenger, a young woman. These advances were squelched when the horse pulling their cart farted, and the same verbal exchange occurred. The midshipman sat in an embarrassed silence for the rest of their journey together.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8597101.post-1137378782953914172006-01-15T20:33:00.000-06:002006-01-15T20:33:00.000-06:00Must have been eating Beefaroni.Must have been eating Beefaroni.John Hensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06290394231781648603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8597101.post-1137197765651422512006-01-13T18:16:00.000-06:002006-01-13T18:16:00.000-06:00Wow! Thanks, Scott. I just can't hold it in - I'...Wow! Thanks, Scott. I just can't hold it in - I'm so excited I'm about to explode. Yes, I won't be able to contain myself, I'm simply bursting with glee. This is an honor I'll carry inside me for a long time, and then I'll share it with the world. You may say I am full of crap, but winning this contest will really let me blow off some steam. I'll have to stop dumping on your blog now, Scott; you really moved me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com