Shannon Edmonds at the Texas District and County Attorneys Association previously had said they'd counted 40 new
For the record, there are still only eleven felonies in Texas involving oysters. I counted. We did have another oyster related enhancement bill pass this year, but it only increased a penalty from a Class B to Class A misdemeanor. Going forward, if the Texas oyster industry goes belly up (do oysters have bellies?), perhaps we'll no longer need those. But it's clear the Texas Legislature will inevitably find more things to criminalize.
Fifty-nine new felonies, and even the prosecutors don't know what they all are!
Looks like the object of the legislature is to put everyone in prison, either as a guard or as an inmate.
ReplyDeletePerhaps it is unfortunate that they have not made it a felony to get elected to public office.
ReplyDeleteStopppppppp.....the madness. Don't let these clowns meet every two years. Stretch it out. We can't keep going like this, criminalizing every damn thing, to keep up our 'tough on crime' image in this state.
ReplyDeleteSeems like quite the overkill to me. Especially if you read the list, there are some very antiquated laws there.
ReplyDeleteGrits,
ReplyDeleteNot sure if you've read this story yet (scholarship in Timothy Cole's name), but I thought you might want it shared with your readers.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/hotstories/6748669.html
In your face, Shannon.
ReplyDeleteIt's not Shannon's fault, 3:00, believe me, he's paying closer attention than most people. IMO the legislators themselves have no idea how many they pass, they just vote for every one that comes in front of them. Both parties.
ReplyDeleteSo how many felonies does one rack up if you feed a “customer” purloined oysters while showing them porn before you charge them for a “deviant” sex act or two while in a cave if they happen to be married to someone else and are your cousin after you've smoked a couple of joints, tipped a few cows (cattle) and scratched your name in the wall of the cave?
ReplyDeleteYou just can't have any fun in Texas any more.
Sure you can, Anon 3:42. You can marry your second cousin. You can have as many lovers as will tolerate you and the others, so long as you don't marry more than one of them at a time. Assuming you are male, you can father as many babies by as many adult women as will let you, so long as you don't marry more than one of them at a time.
ReplyDeleteYou can smoke cancer causing tobacco.
You can drink as much alcohol in your home as you want, till you pass out or kill yourself.
You can grow amazingly poisonous plants in your garden.
You can eat as much fat and processed foods as is humanly possible, till you kill yourself if you want.
Rich or poor, you can sleep under bridges or on heater grates till a cop chases you off.
You can carry a firearm, and shoot anyone on your property by whom you feel threatened.
You can lie as much as you wish in order to get elected to public office.
What the hell....this is a fun place to live.
For the record, 3:42, none of the eleven felonies you can commit with an oyster in Texas require sex offender registration. Yet. ;)
ReplyDeleteStill, Grits, Shannon's onbnoxious attitude speaks for itself. Wasn't he the one on the TDCAA forums asking for any known defense attorney ethical breaches so he could report/prosecute them? And he'd be the first to say, like Obama, that prosecutors should be immune for doing the exact same thing. He's part of the problem in Texas.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt he's there to represent the prosecutors and he takes many positions I disagree with, but that's his job. It's nothing personal.
ReplyDeleteShannon is good at what he does. As evidence: His side has so thoroughly won and written Texas' laws to their liking that they mostly now just have to play defense.
If his critics could get their act together and Texas' criminal justice reform movement could find an organizing model besides the circular firing squad, the prosecutors' opposition wouldn't be so big a barrier. They have their faults, but they're not the ones driving the enhancement train.
Shannon Edmonds at the Texas District and County Attorneys Association previously had said they'd counted 40 new felonies among all the bills that passed this year. Apparently they missed another 19.
ReplyDeleteActually, we counted 40 new crimes, only 8 of which were felonies. We also found 35 enhancements of punishments for existing crimes (misdemeanor-to-higher misdemeanor, misdemeanor-to-felony, and felony-to-higher felony). The list is published in the back of our Legislative Update book, available for purchase by the public at http://www.tdcaa.com. But it went to the printer about 6 weeks after the session ended, so I'm sure we missed some due to time constraints.
p.s. for Anon who referred to me: I always wanted a secret admirer. How exciting! I love you too.
Hey Grits, over at Simple Justice Mr. Greenfield has a post (Lesson for the Day) regarding a felony you might not be aware of.
ReplyDeleteA Purdue Univ. student was charged with terrorism related charges for utilizing a cardboard box to pay a fine & return a tire-boot that he removed. His failure to include a senders/return address lable & leaving it instead of mailing it, qualified it as suspicious.
Thanks Shannon. I corrected that in the post.
ReplyDeleteI suppose some of the "new felonies" counted by the BPP would have been captured in your enhancement category - at least the ones boosted from misdemeanor to felonies. But it still seems like y'all missed a bunch, to judge by the parole board's count.
Oh, and you want to talk about "secret admirers"? Believe me, I've got many more than my share! Welcome to my world. ;)
I just read a study that claimed one in every 100 Americans is incarcerated. Guess before long, it'll just be the prisons and the legislature. I'm not sure which one I'd hate to be in more.
ReplyDeleteShannon, I wouldn't call me much of a secret admirer. Until Grits' post above, I thought you were a chick.
ReplyDeleteBefore it's over, everyone in Texas will be wearing white and living in one of the 112 pens built for the mammoth expansion of felonies. Texas isn't tough on crime, we are STUPID on crime but the hawks wont believe it until there asses are shackled headed to Huntsville.
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ReplyDeleteShannon, I wouldn't call me much of a secret admirer. Until Grits' post above, I thought you were a chick.
12/03/2009 07:59:00 PM
Anon:
I am shocked--SHOCKED--that someone would post anonymous chickenshit comments on the Internet about another person without actually knowing that person. I may have to completely re-evaluate my habit of blindly believing everything I read on the Internet.
If you are the real Shannon Edmonds please continue to grace our presence. BTW, you sound like you know your stuff so your reply is appreciated no-matter your true identity. Who knows, you could end up with more admirers that you can handle also.
ReplyDeleteRE: Felonies, Plea-Bargaining and Overcrowding. Mr. Casey O'Brien, a former Harris Co. "career prosecutor" 1982 –2004 +/-, commented a while back that he's seen three types of cases go to trial. The very strong, very solid and very close, (with the remaining 95% pleading out).
Are we to believe that the constant overcrowding of jails / prisons we’ve enjoyed since the early 80s, is directly related to the weak 95% that plead Nolo Contendere? If this is true, then what would it take to reverse the numbers? Then there is all of that probation getting revoked for decades? Thanks.
*Tune in next time when we ask a question regarding, Texas’ Grand Juries & a funky loophole that allows the D.A's. office to seek indictments by presenting information, without the accused and/or his/her attorney being present.
I'm still trying to figure out how you go about slandering a bank. Don't they do this on their own?
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