Will Bailey: "I was just going to ask you if by any chance the First Lady is a distant relative of a pirate."
CJ Cregg: "He wasn't a pirate, he was a privateer."
Will Bailey: "He was a professional pirate."
CJ Cregg: "Yes, but he worked for us and he was hired by the fathers of the Daughters of the American Revolution."
Fourth season, "The West Wing," Privateers, Broadcast 3-26-03
UPDATE: See more approving coverage from the Wichita Falls Times Record News (reg. required), including this recent forfeiture account.