Tic Tac Toad and Red Ball Tripler: Your comment?

I'm not sure why it amuses me so much to see the Texas Lottery Commission publish rules for new lottery games in the Texas Register (May 30) for public comment, but it does. See:

• Instant Game Number 1605 "Cherry Tripler" 
• Instant Game Number 1608 "Tic Tac Toad" 
• Instant Game Number 1616 "Houston Texans" 
• Instant Game Number 1619 "Red Ball Tripler"

I wonder if anyone ever makes comments like: "These odds suck!"? Or, "Why should I play if you're just going to dock the money for my child support?" Or, "Please stop telling people to give me lottery tickets at Christmas"?

Use Grits' comments to suggest other objections or comments people might make to the producers of new Texas Lottery games. If they're specific to these games, all the better. Alternatively, suggest criminal-justice themed names for Texas Lottery games. Be creative, people, give those lottery folks some options.