With these facts in mind, I offer this limerick in Mr. Askew's honor,
Alan Askew’s Dad paid his due
All through college at Liberty U
Jerry Falwell and Dad
Bought his TV ads
Like Rick Green, with a Swaggert-toned hue.
Well his cowboy hat looked so gay
But right-wing ties gave him away.
Tell Falwell to go
Where the sun never shows
And vote Rose on election day.