Nuther Alan Askew Limerick: Why not?

Another homage to Alan Askew, Jerry Falwell's gift to Texas House District 45.

Alan Askew dodged the debates.

When Rose showed up he showed up late.
He looked for a sign,
Asked God, then declined,
But when Falwell came he kept the date.

If you like that, check out the earlier Askew posts here and here