Friday, April 29, 2011

Let's Roll!

Shannon Edmonds at the Texas District and County Attorneys Association posted this picture to their user forum and asked readers to suggest captions:


Shannon notes that the photo was connected to a story titled "Segway pushing its product for police." The best caption suggested so far IMO was "Governor Perry's Elite Coyote Suppression Team Clears his Jogging Route" followed, arguably, by "Let's roll!" Perhaps you can top it? Try in the comments.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

'kills on wheels'

Anonymous said...

Do they have to wear little flahing light beanies on their heads and mouth "wooooooo-woo-woo-woo-woo?" They look as goofy as "W" did when he did a header of one of those things.

Anonymous said...

Texas School District Police track rabid squirrel.

Thomas Hobbes said...

New for 2011!

Tired of just walking your beat? Want to be taller, faster and able to spin donuts in the parking lot without a patrol car? Want to recreate the "missing Man" formation at zero altitude without leaving the sidewalk?

Try the new Big Wheel Police Boots!

A.H. Jordan said...

"Effects of Recent Budget Cuts Felt By Mobile Tactical Units"

Once Fallen said...

FBI Geek Squad!

Woodsy said...

How about cowards with insecurity complexes who got picked on in school and now get to play "legal" cops and robbers like the ones their papas told them about when they were knee high in yellow-stained britches????? (I'm trying to be nice)

Anonymous said...

And each one comes with a matt black Tactical Ipad!

Anonymous said...

Warning: Your local police are armed and dangerous.

Anonymous said...

My vote goes to A.H Jordan @6:49 P.M. That one brought a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

Please tell me this is part of a video that I can play at high speed to "Yakety Sax" (a la Benny Hill).

S and C said...

3:53--thank you; I really, REALLY needed that laugh. And if a video does exist of those guys on those things, and you do make the video you were wanting to do...please link us!
Hell, all of the comments elicited a good, much-needed laugh.
As for my own attempt at hilarity:
With Segways, police departments no longer have to turn away (obscenely) fat recruits! Chase that long-legged, fast-running suspect and look even more ridiculous doing it!

Anonymous said...

I fail to see the usefulness of the Segways here, other than making these SS-looking guys scarier than they already are without the implements. One should have better balance and aim when one's both feet are planted on the ground, as opposed to squatting down on a platform and two wheels.

Scott Stevens said...

How about "You Must Be Kidding!"

Anonymous said...

A bit dated, how about "No oil for blood"

Anonymous said...

The future look of Wilco.......

Anonymous said...

Texas boarder patrol, patrol a frozen Rio Grande! Keeping it frozen may be the test.
Sidenote the Ciudad curling team expects a much better year.

Anonymous said...

Shoot low boys..all they have is tricycles

Anonymous said...

"knees tight and together, aim, fire!"

Anonymous said...

Careful there...didn't the 9-11 group copyright 'let's roll'?