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20 comments:
'kills on wheels'
Do they have to wear little flahing light beanies on their heads and mouth "wooooooo-woo-woo-woo-woo?" They look as goofy as "W" did when he did a header of one of those things.
Texas School District Police track rabid squirrel.
New for 2011!
Tired of just walking your beat? Want to be taller, faster and able to spin donuts in the parking lot without a patrol car? Want to recreate the "missing Man" formation at zero altitude without leaving the sidewalk?
Try the new Big Wheel Police Boots!
"Effects of Recent Budget Cuts Felt By Mobile Tactical Units"
FBI Geek Squad!
How about cowards with insecurity complexes who got picked on in school and now get to play "legal" cops and robbers like the ones their papas told them about when they were knee high in yellow-stained britches????? (I'm trying to be nice)
And each one comes with a matt black Tactical Ipad!
Warning: Your local police are armed and dangerous.
My vote goes to A.H Jordan @6:49 P.M. That one brought a good laugh.
Please tell me this is part of a video that I can play at high speed to "Yakety Sax" (a la Benny Hill).
3:53--thank you; I really, REALLY needed that laugh. And if a video does exist of those guys on those things, and you do make the video you were wanting to do...please link us!
Hell, all of the comments elicited a good, much-needed laugh.
As for my own attempt at hilarity:
With Segways, police departments no longer have to turn away (obscenely) fat recruits! Chase that long-legged, fast-running suspect and look even more ridiculous doing it!
I fail to see the usefulness of the Segways here, other than making these SS-looking guys scarier than they already are without the implements. One should have better balance and aim when one's both feet are planted on the ground, as opposed to squatting down on a platform and two wheels.
How about "You Must Be Kidding!"
A bit dated, how about "No oil for blood"
The future look of Wilco.......
Texas boarder patrol, patrol a frozen Rio Grande! Keeping it frozen may be the test.
Sidenote the Ciudad curling team expects a much better year.
Shoot low boys..all they have is tricycles
"knees tight and together, aim, fire!"
Careful there...didn't the 9-11 group copyright 'let's roll'?
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