Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Disturbing Memories of the Next AG, An Ode to Al Gonzales

Albert Gonzales on Texas' Supreme Court
Made sure that big companies don't come up short.
When asked who to execute, Al stood to shout:
Just kill 'em all, man, let God sort 'em out.

Gonzales helped W keep secrets he had
About Iran-Contra and the role of his dad
Sending money to terrorists in Nicaragua.
Just keep it a secret, he said, 'y mas agua.'

Torture the Afghans, that's cool with me,
Said Albert Gonzales in the Land of the Free.
Label them terrorists, then they can go
Get beaten and raped in Guantanamo.

Abu Ghraib's perfect, man, nothing wrong there,
Al said before those bad pictures were aired.
You're objections are quaint, he said, and did I mention
We're no longer bound by Geneva Conventions?

Now the man who okayed this, who just couldn't see,
Has just been appointed the U.S. A.G.
But if he's alright with men raped by thugs
To what will he stoop in the War on Drugs?

1 comment:

John said...

Doesn't sound like we're going to have a pleasant four years, does it?